What hath Blog wrote?

Hello. I am Ken Teutsch. Welcome to the gala launch of Emil Klott’s web log, or “blog,” as the kids call them. (If somehow you ended up here without know who Emil is, please see here…) We felt that it was time to start keeping Emil Klott’s thousands (well, potentially, anyway) of fans apprised of his current investigations and give them the benefit of his wisdom and experience and news of his ongoing expeditions into the strange world of the paranormal. So here we go! Things are especially festive here at the Stranger Than Truth headquarters because of this auspicious event, so please forgive any typographical errors. The champagne is flowing freely and confetti plays hob with keyboards.

While most of the posts which will appear here will be authored by Emil, I will from time to time step in to deposit two or more cents and/or to expand, clarify or possibly deny any and all affiliation with what Emil has to say. My main contribution is to serve as Emil’s technical assistant, as he sometimes has problems with the operation of computers. (In general, Emil has issues with any technology not reverse engineered from other, alien technology.) Typically, Emil (or “Mr. Klott” as he wishes more people would call him) will write his posts on whatever is handy (surprisingly often, toilet paper) and pass it on to me to post on the internet for him. While Emil is computer literate and does have a laptop, he has problems remotely posting to this blog with it. He has lost the manual and Zenith can’t seem to find another for him; the 2400 baud modem is a teensy bit sluggish, and he is somewhat hamstrung by Microsoft’s arbitrary decision to no longer support Windows 3.0.

But enough about that. I will now the blog over to Emil Klott, investigator of the paranormal.